Dear Dex and jbox,

(light a candle and read in your best civil war voice)

I inform you that I am well, our company is well, and our mess is all well at the present. I hope that when this reaches you, it finds you and your friends well.

Last night, I stumbled upon this ration of delicious slideshow amongst some Rebel property.

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This is Michael Phelps winning a 100m butterfly. Why would anyone want such a large lepidoptra? Unless he's got some gigantic god-like lizard creature stashed away, I think he might be in for some trouble.

There's more inside, c'mon, let's go!

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Dustin Carter is hitting that Calin Dubay boy square in the grapes.

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This is what happens when you put divers in the Large Hadron Collider. It's bananas.

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Oh lawdy, is dat sum CP? I don't see any pedobears, I think we're safe.

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I love the jumping lunge. It's like fighting like Screech.

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Preparation H: Prompt Relief

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Phelps again, about to go Super Saiyan.

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The nest of the Phoenix. China has the coolest mythical creatures.

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Glue, before its born.

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The Chinese anti-gravity field was supposed to only be used for science!

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Yup.

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Chest bumps, never without practice.

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Yup.

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In-engine screenshot of the new Super Street Fencer Turbo HD Remix!

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I saw this gore video once where this chick totally popped her taco doing that.

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So much glory, and such a little hole.

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Dara Torres being inspected for a foot massage.

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Is Usain Bolt a Charger's fan?

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Hey man. Get out of that parachute. That is not how you parachute, that's not even yours.

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Yup.

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I kissed a girl once. You guys believe me, right?

The whole slideshow can be found here. I can't wait for the New Year, all the mattress sales are gonna be offering free financing until like 2015.

I believe I have written all for the present.

Respectfully yours,

Axion