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Open Thread: National Spelling Bee

The Spelling Bee starts in 5 minutes on ESPN. If you are near a TV, let's Open Thread this mofo.

GO SPELLERS!!!

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It's just me

I will comment to myself periodically…
Tia Thomas is up. She’s smiling because she knows the answer, but she still asks all the necessary questions. Can’t skip preparation.

by Dex on May 30, 2008 11:09 AM EDT   0 recs

It's about the fundamentals. :)

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 30, 2008 12:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

open threading spelling bee is tough

one comment i will make is the fact that i seem to recall the kids all having to wear white and now they’re wearing all kinds of different colors.

by Dex on May 30, 2008 11:15 AM EDT   0 recs

I need to get my kid spelling early

He’s 8 months old, but…

Ooh! Erin Andrews is at the Bee!

by Dex on May 30, 2008 11:20 AM EDT   0 recs

Otacariasis

That has to do with ear mites. What I want to know is what line of work you have to be in to use that word regularly and is there any way that I can make sure that my son avoids that line of work entirely.

by Dex on May 30, 2008 11:25 AM EDT   0 recs

I'm not at a TV

but I’ll try to keep you company. What kind of questions are they allowed to ask, again?

by Phantom on May 30, 2008 11:27 AM EDT   0 recs

ummm... there were five of them

1. definition
2. country of origin
3. alternate pronunciations
4. use it in a sentence
5. ummm…

tonneau was just given to a french-canadian girl. The commentary was “this is right in her wheelhouse. She’s from Quebec. She speaks French!”

by Dex on May 30, 2008 11:29 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That's kind of presumptuos

and assumes that the word was pronounced properly in the first place.

But yeah, go for the Quebecois girl. If I had never met my wife, I would totally be freezing my balls off in Quebec City right now.

by Phantom on May 30, 2008 11:38 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

One kid just got knocked out on the word "hooley"

If that’s the word that knocked me out, I’d throw up a shocker or west side and yell, “HOOLEY-WHOOOO”!

by Dex on May 30, 2008 11:32 AM EDT   0 recs

these kids are dropping like flies

This round is like AAA versus the big leagues. Some kids gonna sneak through, but we just lost 8 in a row.

by Dex on May 30, 2008 11:41 AM EDT   0 recs

Yikes

They need to step it up. Let’s go kids!

by Phantom on May 30, 2008 11:44 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

the definition of rankine is awesome

I think the kid fell asleep during the word. I’d make him repeat the definition a couple time.

by Dex on May 30, 2008 11:50 AM EDT   0 recs

dr. bailey needs a nose hair trimmer

i got one of those a couple Christmases ago and it changed my life.

by Dex on May 30, 2008 12:02 PM EDT   0 recs

"Chlorambucil"

I am rooting for that kid if only because he responded “Huh?” after Dr. Bailey said the word for the first time.

Go Chlorambucil kid!!!

by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 12:04 PM EDT   0 recs

Chlorambucil?

More like Bore-ambucil! M I RITE?

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 30, 2008 12:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Krummholz

I could’ve spelled that because it’s the last name of a couple in our birthing class.

by Dex on May 30, 2008 12:08 PM EDT   0 recs

Hey

Nice turnout for the spellers.

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman

by Hacker on May 30, 2008 12:12 PM EDT   0 recs

Spelling bees

would be a whole lot more interesting if instead of getting eliminated, one of your goldfish got flushed down the toilet each time you screw up a word.

by Phantom on May 30, 2008 12:12 PM EDT   0 recs

Haha

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman

by Hacker on May 30, 2008 12:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Or a bully came out and taunted you

Forced them to play dodgeball or something.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 12:18 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Or make them do some math and science

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman

by Hacker on May 30, 2008 12:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

BOMBARDMENT!

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 30, 2008 12:20 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You can spell a word

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman

by Hacker on May 30, 2008 12:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

U TARD

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman

by Hacker on May 30, 2008 12:13 PM EDT   0 recs

schnecke

“a fight nearly broke out over the last schnecke in the bakery.”

by Dex on May 30, 2008 12:25 PM EDT   0 recs

this kid's name is "Baron Fenwick"

that’s the kind of name you have to live up to, by shooting down about 43 biplanes.

by Dex on May 30, 2008 12:26 PM EDT   0 recs

Erin Andrews is back!

She’s playing matchmaker backstage with those two spelling beers.

by Dex on May 30, 2008 12:35 PM EDT   0 recs

Haha

Spelling “beers” :s

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman

by Hacker on May 30, 2008 12:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Can you spell

L-O-V-E

"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." - Jerry Coleman

by Hacker on May 30, 2008 12:42 PM EDT   0 recs

round 6

When somebody knows a word, I sometimes wish they’d just take the shot. I guess that’s why these kids are where they are.

by Dex on May 30, 2008 1:04 PM EDT   0 recs

"Can I have the definition?"

“No. Just spell the damn word, nerd.”

by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 1:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

This event

should totally be sponsored by the new American Gladiators. When one of the kids fails, they could be shot by the tennis ball cannon before being ridiculed by the gladiator.

by Phantom on May 30, 2008 1:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that would be awesome

Just have Wolf come out and tackle them.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 1:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

commentary is so great

“he hasn’t seen this word before. he just has to trust his knowledge of phonetic spellings in persian.”

by Dex on May 30, 2008 1:29 PM EDT   0 recs

I really thought that kid was gonna win

I also thought his name was Bobby Lala.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 1:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Rose Sloan has the look of a winner

and by “winner” I mean “loser who will win this thing.”

by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 1:30 PM EDT   0 recs

They shouldn't televise this in HD

Just shows how tough puberty can be.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 1:31 PM EDT   1 recs

that's true

i was just thinking about how some of these kids could use some base.

by Dex on May 30, 2008 1:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Now

we’re pretty much down to the kids who could be featured in Spellbound, right? Freaky parents, nightmarish study habits…

by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 1:33 PM EDT   0 recs

I love Spellbound

So good.

“do i sound like a musical robot?”

by Dex on May 30, 2008 1:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

One of my favorite documentaries

Just wanted to rescue some of those kids.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 1:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I like that last kid

“you see the clock?”

“ok bitches… watch this…”

by Dex on May 30, 2008 1:41 PM EDT   0 recs

this kid spelling opthalmoplegia

he has more of a mustache than i can grow and i’m in my 30s.

by Dex on May 30, 2008 1:42 PM EDT   0 recs

haha my coworker watching

“all the little girls must be looking at this kid going, ‘he’s got a mustache!’”

by Dex on May 30, 2008 1:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ha!

I like this girl. “Are there any alternate words I can spell?”

by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 1:43 PM EDT   0 recs

Oh Matt

Tia is gonna be mocking you forever!

by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 1:45 PM EDT   0 recs

Standing O?

They know he missed it right?

by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 1:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

you see the shocked look on her face?

she’s gonna hold that over his head on their wedding night.

by Dex on May 30, 2008 1:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

absolutely

“I love you, but…spell secernment.”

by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 1:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

chrystocrene

This word is making me hungry for a donut and some crystal lite.

by Dex on May 30, 2008 1:50 PM EDT   0 recs

Great feature on Scott there

And the way he just nailed pyelnowhatever, he’s gotta be a favorite.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 1:53 PM EDT   0 recs

this girl is on it

i missed her name… the one spelling pyrrhotism… she’s taking this thing.

by Dex on May 30, 2008 2:05 PM EDT   0 recs

trophallactic

trophallactic
trophallactic
trophallactic
trophallactic?
trophallactic
trophallactic?
trophallactic
watch dr bailey’s lips
trophallactic
trophallactic

by Dex on May 30, 2008 2:13 PM EDT   0 recs

Just makes me wanna turn away

(In fact, I did to watch Calhoun’s presser.)

by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 2:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I love listening to Sade with that accent

and the way she always says “Dr. Bailey.”

by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 2:18 PM EDT   0 recs

"Brother of Manileus?"

“Damnit, that’s Agamemnon!”

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

by Axion on May 30, 2008 4:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that was intense

and great.

by Dex on May 30, 2008 2:34 PM EDT   0 recs

the ABC edition tonight

Dex, I checked the guide, the show is on channel 10 in San Diego from 8-10pm local time. Does that mean you’ll get the finals three hours before us on Eastern Time zone?

by TheRevRun on May 30, 2008 5:50 PM EDT   0 recs

I think it must be taped

Because I’m getting it 7PM here in Dallas and we’re two hours ahead of you guys.

by Winfield's Ghost on May 30, 2008 6:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm not sure

I’m at home and we don’t have television right now. I may be missing Spelling Bee!!!

by Dex on May 30, 2008 8:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

monogoneutic

it’s on here channel 10

by TheRevRun on May 30, 2008 11:38 PM EDT   0 recs

numnah

dude, you are such a numnah

by TheRevRun on May 30, 2008 11:45 PM EDT   0 recs

this is hilarious

that kid was too funny, I have channel 4 for on the PiP

by TheRevRun on May 30, 2008 11:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

she did it!

Nietzschean ??? are you kidding me?

by TheRevRun on May 30, 2008 11:58 PM EDT   0 recs

hello world ?

echo, chirp chirp chirp

by TheRevRun on May 31, 2008 12:25 AM EDT   0 recs

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