Our two contestants, a normal-sized American and a frail, weak figure whose masculinity is now no doubt in question. I should admit that I consider the Wendy's Triple Classic a novelty food that should not be served, consumed, blogged about, hell... not even pictured.
Wendy's Triple Classic w/Cheese
I'd also like to preface that the editor of this video did a great job. Karate Kid soundtrack, short, informative intro, and a stop-watch so you can watch this competitor consume this colossal construction of cow in 74 seconds, excellent presentation.
I said 74 seconds, but he really didn't have it all the way down on that mark, so I guess there's a penalty there.
I love the last line. That is so what she said.
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