Table Tennis is bringing sexy back
by Dex on Aug 20, 2008 1:50 AM EDT
2 comments
The International Table Tennis Association is disappointed with their un-sexy image and have decided to do something about that. Namely, they've decided to effn' sexy it the eff up.
"We are trying to push the players to use skirts and also nicer shirts, not the shirts that are made for men, but ones with more curves," International Table Tennis Federation (ITTF) vice president Claude Bergeret said.
And by "skirts and nicer shirts", Claude "Pant Full of Bone" Bergeret of course means "g-strings, booty shorts and effin' sexy tops that are more prone to showing cleavage and nipples".
It's gonna be all about the table tennis T&A come 2012, fools. Synchronized swim better ask somebody! Beach volleyball better just show up naked.
You know who's already figured it out? Naomi Yotsumoto, that's who:
via www.wallcoo.net
And of course, there's always the ever popular Biba:
Sexy Brazilian twins everywhere (in Brazil) are getting their paddles and rubbers ready. Get your mind out of the gutter. Those are table tennis terms.
0 recs |
2 comments
Email
Print
Comments
Every table tennis player I saw
Was a fat asian woman. Where were these when I was lonely in the middle of the night watch Ping Pong on the Korean language channel?
I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.
by Wonko on Aug 22, 2008 4:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
Related FanShots on Uncommon Sportsman
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Certain photos copyright © 2010 by Associated Press or Getty Images. Any commercial use or distribution without the express written consent of Associated Press and Getty Images is strictly prohibited.
