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Open Thread: Olympics 8/8/08, Opening Ceremonies

I'm not sure if they'll be showing any sports tonight on NBC, but I imagine the large majority of the coverage will be of the opening ceremonies.  With that in mind, get ready to see a bunch of choreographed Chinese people launching fireworks, which were invented in China.

I heard on Project Runway that Ralph Lauren designed the U.S. Olympic teams clothing for the Opening Ceremonies.  I can't wait to critique those with Tim Gunn's critical eye.

 U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

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chinese olympic team

I think the mean age of their team is 8 years old.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey!

We don’t see it until 730! Except it already happened this morning.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The US Ralph Lauren was about what you'd expect

Kind of preppy, kind of lame.

I’m always a big fan of the African countries – they go all out.

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 8, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO SPOILERS

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm seriously confused

What day is it there?

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 8, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Saturday?

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh

9:50 Am Saturday, August 9th.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Opening Ceremonies

acutally happened last night, I believe.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

their last night. Which I supposed would have been our this morning.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

among other things...

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you guys didn't know

the guy who is carrying the American Flag for the opening ceremonies is a really good story.

Eight years ago, Lopez Lomong didn’t even have a country. Now he’ll be carrying the flag for his adopted nation, leading the U.S. Olympic team at opening ceremonies Friday night.

Lomong, one of the Lost Boys of Sudan, won a vote of team captains Wednesday to earn the honor of leading America’s contingent into the 90,000-seat Bird’s Nest Stadium.

The 1,500-meter track runner will be the flagbearer only 13 months after becoming a U.S. citizen.

He was born in Sudan, separated from his parents at the point of a gun at age 6, and with the help of friends, he escaped confinement and made it to a refugee camp in Kenya. In 2001, he was brought to America as part of a program to relocate lost children from war-torn Sudan.

“I feel great,” Lomong said Wednesday night. “I feel happy, honored. I’m feeling so blessed to get an opportunity to present the United States of America, to present the United States flag in front of my team.”

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

GAME ON!

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

i read about this

heard it was spectacular

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 8, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

what language

where do you think you are?? Boltz4eva??

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

my B holmes

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 8, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

supposed to be unfit for words

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL @

Giant Picture of Mao in the background.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

There might be sports on tonight

unless the ceremonies are 4 hours long…

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

there will be sports on tonight.

according to nbcolympics.com (super secret website), there will be boxing on cnbc at 11pm PST, and women’s basketball on the olympic basketball channel, which appears to be HD only on COX.

by Sinister Duck on Aug 8, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I get it on Time Warner

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah

I didn’t mean to imply that it wasn’t on other providers, only that to watch that channel on Cox, it appears that one must have their HD service.

Which stinks. Not because of the basketball, which I hate anyway, but because the soccer channel is the same way, and I don’t have an HD TV. I hate you, Cox Cable!

by Sinister Duck on Aug 8, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

I wonder how many Asian children had seizures.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Blades of Glory

just started on HBO…sort of an Olympic movie.

by Jonny Dub on Aug 8, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim Lampley

is on that movie too.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s practically the Olympics.

by Jonny Dub on Aug 8, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

is trippy.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years.

by eastbaysd on Aug 8, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Isn't Budweiser

the great belgian lager?

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

bush would get along with a russian

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

all those chinese children

dressed in all the garb of all the world. That’s what Earth will look like once the Chinese take over.

by Dex on Aug 8, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

how many chinese drummers were there?

that had to be upwards of 70,000 drummers. I bet we’ll find out that there were 3 fatalities during the drumline that nobody even noticed because there were so many.

eat your heart out nick cannon!

by Dex on Aug 8, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

2,008

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morgan Freeman

Ladies adn Gentlemen

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

are they playing majong now?

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 8, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

China's biggest goal

is to put a man on the moon in 2024…..55 years after we did it.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

is there an echo in here?

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

man that was terrific

though i bet that they actually used cgi to make it look like there were thousands of people there. There was probably actually just 3 being digitally repeated a thousand times.

by Dex on Aug 9, 2008 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

parade of athletes time

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Malawi

is best known because of Madonna? That sucks.

by jbox on Aug 9, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

I knew you'd be here

critiquing the outfits.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is alphabetical

by number of brushstrokes in thier chinese character names…

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Woooo

Go Israel!

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Wait

Isn’t Hong Kong IN CHINA????

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

we need to do that at a padres game

put a bunch of paint on the ground as people walk into the ballpark.

by Dex on Aug 9, 2008 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

i saw here too

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

her

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who was the chick

he was talking about swimming? Is that her?

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

anyways

you can have her. I want all of the gymnists.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

also the gymnasts.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Palestine is not a country...

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

President bush looks really bored.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

do you have to be good looking

to get on an olympic team?

I guess not.

by jbox on Aug 9, 2008 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

"Damnit Laura, I'm already hungry again!"

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 9, 2008 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

Jordanian chicks are HOT! Croatian too! Dayum!

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 1:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Did I miss the Eastern Bloc?

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 9, 2008 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mostly

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Romania just went

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

MANU!!!

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 1:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Venezuela

knows how to party.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 1:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Whoa

Did you see that one beheamouth polish chick?

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 1:29 AM EDT reply actions  

AMERICA!

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 1:36 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah

represent bitches!

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

i see

Bush

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Russkies

the dudes look ghey

the chicks look butch

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 1:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Gosh I love Jenny Finch

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 1:38 AM EDT reply actions  

this is the last olympics

for baseball and softball? I wonder why.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

It won't be in the next one but it could be in the one after that

The IOC says that is not a “world game”. But handball, trampoline, and rhythmic dancing are true world sports.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh and Air Rifleing too.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Bubba, get mah gun.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is full of crap

Baseball is much more of a world game then any of that stuff.

The IOC is messed up.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

They are mad at the US

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 9, 2008 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

They kick out joey cheek

for disagreeing about darfur and sudan

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was because they could not attract top talent

due to the MLB, Japan league, etc – schedule.

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 9, 2008 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

but The Strasburg

is pitching for the BB Team.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone see him on TV??

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

Out of 600+ USA athletes, I couldnt spot him.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

KOBE!

DWADE! MELO!

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 1:38 AM EDT reply actions  

I ♥ Lebron

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry, but the white hats (berets?)

look goofy.

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 9, 2008 1:39 AM EDT reply actions  

but they were designed by Ralph Lauren

so they must be cool.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

now this

is a cool hat…

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 9, 2008 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldnt want to sit behind that

at the ballpark or the movies.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

THE FIRST GOLD MEDAL GOES TO THE CHECH REPUBLIC

Women’s Air Rifle. Now THAT’S a true world sport!

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 1:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh

Also, China won women’s weighlifting.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

They cloned Christian Slater!

Henry.

HenrY.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 1:50 AM EDT reply actions  

There's some tired folks out there

The cheerleaders-moving their feet for an hour+.

The bagpipers-blowing for an amazing amount of time.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 1:52 AM EDT reply actions  

There is 1.3 Billion People in china

They are just doing it in shifts.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought I knew every country

but Kiribati. Anyone ever hear of Kiribati before?

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 9, 2008 1:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Nope

but I cant wait for Chechenistan to make its appearance.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

How many more are there?

holy moley!

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:05 AM EDT reply actions  

the swedish flag bearer dude

looked like he was high

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:05 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm glad you changed your sig

;)

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for keeping me

honest.

I dont recall who suggested the meager addition.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn't me

but I’ll take the credit!

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

you can take credit as long as you

give me credit

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 9, 2008 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

you can have the credit

i’ll take the glory

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, hun.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

anytime rexy :D

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

some confessions

are required here

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes?

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I meant by you.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

What do I have to confess?

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

you know one of my alter-egos

so, whats yours?

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

It was just your username on boltz4eva

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I figures it was that easy.

I signed up quickly. That is more of my Chargers username.

BTW, who’s Eva? LOL

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take win or two

or 100 losses…

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 9, 2008 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is ridiculous

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:11 AM EDT reply actions  

The Italians

were fun though.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Every winky-dink country is there.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Alot of them aren't actually countries

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

But they ACT

like they are.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

USSR split into about 100 countries

with top juicing chemistry to boot

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 9, 2008 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

What I've learned tonight

Their are hot chicks all over the world!!!

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Shit There

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't know Mexico

has Vulcan chicks.

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 9, 2008 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love how all of the countries

have their NBA stars as their flag bearers.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:15 AM EDT reply actions  

They dont get missed

that way.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

NBA has amazing marketing

and really tall dudes who stand out in a crowd. They don’t need a meager tagline.

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 9, 2008 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, lord it's Dork

With the Olympic rings cut into the side of his head.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Did you see Kobe check out Jenny Finch's ass??

Ok maybe he just walked past her….

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:16 AM EDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

only a few left!

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Yao Ming

Clinical gigante.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:23 AM EDT reply actions  

I think

Mao could eat that little kid.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO

Yao or Mao? There is a BIG difference.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

shit

I cross morphed Yao Ming and got Mao.

I so silly.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

1.3 billion Chinese

put out their cigarettes so they can cheer on their team. The air finally clears

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 9, 2008 2:24 AM EDT reply actions  

EFF THAT

There is NO WAY the Chinese take over the medal count from the Americans. Unless they are cheating, which is entirely possible.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Let put what hes REALLY saying

Blow me.

China is going to kick all your asses.

Thank you for coming. Now go home.

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by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:36 AM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IOC BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JUST BECAUSE THE FRECH SUCK AT BASEBALL AND SOFTBALL DOESN’T MEAN IT SHOULDN’T BE IN THE OLYMPICS.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Frech?

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by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

idk

some french guy founded it. there is a reason that french is one of the offical languages of the olympics

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 9, 2008 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just thought it was my favorite way to kiss

oOps, did I just say that out loud?

Damn inner-monolog gone outer.

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by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, it's either baseball or

trampoline. But if they can dump tug-o-war, they can dump anything.

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 9, 2008 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

How about playing baseball

whilst on a trampoline? Works for me.

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by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

whilst

is a wonderful word

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 9, 2008 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't it?

One of my favorites.

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by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

it is in the title of one of my

favorite videos of all time

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 9, 2008 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just watched it

I’m not sure why.

But I did it.

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by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

sorry, I was just kidding

it came up near the top when I googled “whilst”.

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 9, 2008 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

The torches look like

giant Chinese cigarettes. Every Chinese person can relate, since they are required at birth to start smoking

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 9, 2008 2:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like a

Disney soundtrack

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by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:49 AM EDT reply actions  

I am fulfilled

nite all

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 9, 2008 2:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Nighters

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by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 2:59 AM EDT reply actions  

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