What up gay pimps,

We're late for Beer Pong. It's going on right now and we are not there. Why aren't we there?! It's THE WORLD SERIES OF BEER PONG IN LAS VEGAS!

via www.bpong.com

Las Vegas Weekly has the story with some quick info on some of the teams. They even did some of our work for us and asked them, "Game or sport?"

Hit the jump, momma told me not to give up the goods for nothin'

Sorry for Partying (SFP): Gary Shullaw and Tim Boarini via media.lasvegasweekly.com

These gay pimps came dressed and ready to play:

Game or sport: "Game, because WSOBP is for people who can't let go of their college years" - Boarini

"Game, because you can play drunk. Golf is the ultimate gray area." - Shullaw

Yeah, well, now you're wearing ridiculous sweatsuits and headbands while you play a game.

Mac and Stern: Bryan McLaughlin and Shaun Stern, both of New York, via media.lasvegasweekly.com

Mac and Stern

Players: Bryan McLaughlin (24) and Shaun Stern (23)

Hometown: New York

Goal: The final day. "We don't have any expectation as to winning, but we just want to make the final day." The team played in one previous World Series, but was knocked out after two out of three days of competition.

Training regimen: "I have the official table, official balls, official cups. Usually, I don't drink when I practice." - McLaughlin

Team uniform: Team tank tops in blue. The shirts say "MacandStern" across the top, but the team name is actually three words. The company wouldn't print it as such, they said, because some professional athletes already use that name. "Like we're not professional athletes," Stern said.

Game or sport: "Sport. If you find someone who calls it a game, bring them over and I'll straighten them out." - McLaughlin.

These gay pimps have the right attitude and dress like respectable beer pong competitors. Of the four teams I know of, this is totally my fav. Godspeed, Mac and Stern!