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Amazing Race Season 15 Episode 4

Amazing Race Season 15 Episode 4 Recap

Every once in a while, a reality show team means something special to you.  They are human, they are caring, their friendship touches you, they race for the right reasons and you root for them for these reasons... or because they are hot chicks.  Really those are the only reasons to root for a reality show team.

Today I mourn the loss of my favorite team on the Amazing Race Season 15.

WHYYYY!??  PHIL!!!  WHYYY?  NOT THEM!  TAKE ANYBODY BUT THEM! PHIL!! 

The teams left Ho Chi Minh City on route to Phonom Penh, Cambodia.  The teams all caught the first flight out of Vietnam and into Cambodia except for Team Prick Boston Lawyer Meathead and lovable Team Asperger.  As the others boarded the flight the remaining teams waited on standby.  One team was really nice and patient and one was lead by a Prick Boston Laywer Meadhead.  Both teams were allowed on the flight. 

Upon landing, Zev from Team Asperger calls Phonom Penh by the name "Sean Penn".  It's adorable. Oh Team Asperger, how we love you.

The teams race to the Foreign Correspondence Club where they must whisper to dudes dressed with fedoras and vests asking them for their next assignment. 11_medium

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They are given an assignment with a picture enclosed.  They must find the hotel with the same picture in it.  The picture is obviously that of Jackie Kennedy.  Only a few of the teams recognize her.  The Country singer team has no idea and says that the woman obviously has Cambodian features.  Jackie Kennedy struck by the Camelot Curse in the face.

Team Asperger takes the lead from worst to first.  They find a great cab driver named Terry.  They share a mutual love for one another.  He leads them to their next challenge.  They can either sell motorcycle helmets to a family (entire families ride on one motorcycle over there) or they can find a person with matching scarf in a Russian market.

Finding the scarf is not easy.  Everybody has trouble because as Team Country girl says "It was really small, hot, tight and crowded.  It was just really hard."  I shouted at my TV... "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

Most teams realize that it is probably easier to find a scarf because you have more control rather than trying to depend on a family to buy something from you.  All teams choose to find scarfs except for Meathead Lawyer.

 

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Out in front was Team Asperger and they went to the road block.  Zev the guy with Asperger's Syndrom had to be trained to wear a mask and perform 3 monkey tricks.  The tricks were insanely easy.  All of them were pretty much the same: balance yourself while kinda acting like a monkey as you made your way across a log. 

Zev has a really hard time walking across using his hands and feet.  Justin explains that Zev was cursed with the body of an 80 year old man.  Zev is seriously dying and he's so frustrated and beat from doing practically nothing that he almost passes out.  Justin quickly dumps water on him and Zev is like "WTF?!" 

While Zev is laying around, Team Gay Brothers pass them.  These brothers are pretty annoying, they are always so loud and excitable, always in such a hurry.  What is this a race?

They all jump into a motorcycle taxi called a tut-tut and make their way to Phil at the Pit Stop.  Fortunately the Gay Brothers lose out and get a slow tut-tut and our favorite team, Team Asperger finishes first.  Suck it Gay Brothers!  Wait, don't suck it!

All is right with the world. Until...

Team Asperger realizes that they lost Zev's Passport.  The rules state that you cannot check in at the pit stop with all your travel documents.  They are screwed.  They call their Taxi Buddy Terry to take them around looking for it, but they have accepted the fact that they will never find it.  They don't even know where to begin looking.

They return to Phil and tell him the bad news.  "Do what you got to do, Phil". He eliminates our favorite team from the race.  It's his job, but calling it a job doesn't make it right. 17_medium

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I'm bummed, you're bummed, Team Asperger is bummed.  Justin shares:

"What we’ve gone through was as special as any experience I’ve ever had in my life. I wish it had gone on longer. I think everything I hoped for him going into this has happened, and I think we’re going to be better friends because of it." Zev added, "This was my dream to be on the race, and it’s proven to me that I am capable of changing. I don’t have to do a daily routine day by day. I can go out and do different things and succeed at them."

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So many rules

Doesn’t someone lose something every season? I don’t remember (surprise).

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Oct 12, 2009 12:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah the son on the mother son team

lost his passport that one season, but I feel like he found it again. Maybe I’m misremembering.

by jbox on Oct 12, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly

That was the saddest elimination ever. Someone does lose something every season – but these guys were awesome and it just sucked to see them go. It just didn’t feel right.

Thank you for waving at me.

by Winfield's Ghost on Oct 12, 2009 1:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't even know who to root for now

I feel like we still haven’t gotten to meet Team Interracial.

by jbox on Oct 12, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Team Jungle Fever

It made me uncomfortable that they called themselves that.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Oct 12, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

that was totally uncomfortable.

I guess I am rooting for Team Globetrotter now because they seem like pretty funny guys. Plus, if they win, I want Phil to like throw the fake bucket of confetti on them that you always see at Globetrotter games.

I have to say – I am also starting to like Team Father-Pink Haired Son From Montana – I think I can root for them.

Thank you for waving at me.

by Winfield's Ghost on Oct 12, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was kinda cute last time

when they were like “We’re team zebra” then interlocked fingers. Oh those two!

by jbox on Oct 12, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Totally bummed

I like how calm they were about it though. And just dumping their stuff in front of the carpet. I can only imagine if another team showed up at that moment.

They handled it really well. Totally wish they would’ve won it all.

PS – I had the same thought about “that’s what she said”

PPS – I liked the SD chick doing the Monkey butt rub.

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Oct 12, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The monkey butt rub

was not attractive, but was kinda funny. For being such a great athlete she had a lot of trouble with that challenge. That may have been the easiest road block of all time.

by jbox on Oct 12, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just watched it last night, so i avoided looking at your synopsis

Totally bummed about team Aspergers. According to Justin’s twitter, they have now found the passport. He dropped it when they were inside the shrine at the monkey challenge, and he went to put his headlight on because it was dark. This team was definitely my favorite team since the educated hippies from a few seasons back. Sucks they were eliminated this way. Team Ditzy Poker girls wins a stay of execution, but they are bottom feeders like team meathead. Can’t wait for either of them to be eliminated. I guess i’m rooting for the Globetrotters now, but the Father/son team is okay too, and I am surprised at how much I like Meghan and Cheyne. Tragically spelled names aside, they seem to have good attitudes, and i don’t remember any bickering.

"And now for something completely different"

by Boilermaker19 on Oct 13, 2009 8:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I propose a new rule about protecting travel documents in the future.

Also, kinda wish it was Jeff Probst there on the mat instead of Phil.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Oct 13, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Team Zebra

I don’t like them because they constantly bring up their race. It’s irrelevant dudes…..quit thinking you’re special because you’re black and he’s white.

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Oct 13, 2009 10:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Right?

We’re happy that they’re happy, but it’s not a big deal. Are they really happy, or are they just doing it so they can brag about it? Go drive a Prius, already, jeez.

(4th wall down: I almost said Hybrid.)

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Oct 13, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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