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Amazing Race Season 15 Episode 5

Amazing Race Season15 Episode 5 Recap

The teams had to travel to the tallest building in the Persian Gulf.  As all of us know that the building is in Dubai.  Some teams went to an internet cafe and others went straight to the airport.  How do racers know when it is easier to book online and when to just go to the airport?  Does it have to do with the distance and travel time to the airport?  It seems that the racers all know when to go online and when not to.

In any case Team Boston Meathead Lawyer started off badly again going to an internet cafe and wasting a ton of time trying to get tickets.  It didn't matter though because all the teams ended up on the same flight to Dubai.  The teams landed and it turns out that Dubai looks like a more extravagant version of Las Vegas.  I didn't even know that was possible.  So this is where all the oil money goes.

The teams were split into two groups to take elevators to the top of the World's tallest building.  The girl Country Singer is afraid of heights and started freaking out thinking that they would have to jump off the building.  When the teams reached the top there was a clue box.  Major let down for the viewers. 

The clue told the teams that they could either take a Fast Forward which entailed driving a race car around Dubai's famous F1 track in under 45 seconds or they could travel into a desert preserve. 

Interestingly enough only Team San Diego was the only team that wanted the Fast Forward.  I guess everybody else felt comfortable enough in their rankings and wanted to give Team San Diego a huge lead.  It's a big risk, but a big reward.  I think I would have gone for it though.

Team San Diego's guy, Cheyne, has the most ridiculous hair, how does he get that much gel on the race?  He can't wait to race the car but his girlfriend starts freaking out because she isn't good not being in control.  All he's doing is driving a car around a track at 100mph.  It really doesn't seem like a big deal to me at all and she is losing her mind.  She's got some issues.  He returns unhurt and she finally stops crying, they go to the Pit Stop and finish in first place.

The rest of the teams head to the desert and have to search for clay jars hidden in the dunes.  Some clay jars are filled with water and they must collect the water into a bag for some camels.  Team Mixed Racial Married Couple helps the other teams find the clay pots, because they believe that karma will help them in the end.

Team Meathead Lawyer gets really lost again.

Team Poker Players run over a stake in the ground ruin their radiator.  A replacement car is left for them.  Team Gay Brothers decide to wait with Team Poker because they helped them find the clay pots.  Everybody is being so nice today.

The teams must then race back to Dubai City and go to an indoor skiing facility.  Yes they have a place to ski in the middle of the desert.  Yes, this is what they use all that oil money for.

The teams can either slide down the snow hill on their butts and try and find a small snowman hidden in a huge pile of snow or simply make a snowman in the desert heat before it melts.  The teams seem to want to slide down the hill so they take on the more difficult challenge.  I would have just slid down the hill and then went to make the snowman.  At least that way you're in control, it's pretty simple to make a snowman.

Team Globetrotters and Team Mixed Racial Couple find the miniature snowmen pretty easily and get a nice lead, while other teams give up and make the snowman outdoors.

All this time Team Meathead Lawyer is lost.  Even though the team isn't very likeable he's not being a huge jerk like he was before. They finish all the challenges but end up in last place and are booted from the race.

Next week seems to be interesting where the guy from Team Country Singer tries to throw his girlfriend down a water slide because she's too afraid to go herself.  Can't wait for that drama.

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Kind of a letdown

I mean, I wanted Team Meathead Lawyer to go home, but I really wanted to see them go down in some sort of mind-boggling dramatic fashion and they were just unbelievably stupid from the get go last night. Overall – a really boring episode.

The best part was the preview of next week where he tries to throw her down the slide – I am really looking forward to that – though I know she’ll end up going on her own and be so proud of herself when she does it, like she cured cancer or something.

I also found it hilarious that she was wearing arm floaties. Can’t wait to hear that story.

Thank you for waving at me.

by Winfield's Ghost on Oct 19, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree boring episode

that’s why I was slow putting this up, I couldn’t motivate myself to relive it.

Country singer chick had a pretty hot one piece though, she is way too hot for virgin songwriter. She might realize that quickly when he tries to throw her down the water slide next week.

by jbox on Oct 19, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Her face is good

but her body isn’t that great

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Oct 19, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what would've livened this episode up?

A Dumb Ass Girl Alliance or someone losing a chicken. In the rain. Too much feelgood in this one.

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by Axion on Oct 19, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Dubai

I wanted to see the abandoned car lot

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by Axion on Oct 19, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

How about team gay brother

being so dramatic about everything. Throwing a temper tantrum when they couldn’t find the snowman, and then really throwing a hissy fit when the Globetrotters found one. How did they ever think they’d pass for straight?

I also like the Globetrotters telling the high maintenance country singer girl team to wear winter stuff..only to have them end up building the snowman outside. They didn’t even bother to take their jackets off even though they were sweating. They might be dumber than team Meathead.

How about team Meathead breaking the urns? What if those sandmen needed those urns? Why just break them? And then to throw the water at the dude’s feet and say “have a nice life” was so rude. Like that dude invented the desert and it was all his fault.

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Oct 19, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

How about

Team Meathead throwing the water to the ground instead of handing it to the guy. “Have a nice life!”

by jbox on Oct 19, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Team SD

I thought the same thing about her freaking out at the race track. 100 mph in a circle with no traffic, in a cool race car? Why are you crying?

And that dude’s hair is ridiculous.

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Oct 19, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

the race car is probably built to handle much faster than 100mph and it’s a freakin’ race track, nothing is going to happen. Chill girl!

by jbox on Oct 19, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

fast forward

Phil was incorrect in saying the Dubai Autrodome is the only racetrack of it’s kind in the region. It’s an FIA sanctioned track, but there are no Formula One races there which is the pinnacle of motorsport. F1 races are held in nearby Bahrain and will race for the first time later this month in Abu Dhabi also part of UAE.

The dude had a lap time of 40sec with a target of 45sec. That was way too easy, and it seemed like he nailed it on the first attempt. They also had him following a pace car so he could see which racing line to use. That was the easiest fast forward, but kudos to Team SD for getting it done. Sucked they couldn’t drive the Maserati to the pit stop.

by kev on Oct 19, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I see rumors of your death were greatly exaggerated

Or someone’s a sick bastard with your password…

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by Axion on Oct 19, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you don't leave the bunker much

but there may be more than one sick bastard on these here tubes. This one is thinly disguised as your friend and he either wants to talk Amazing Race or gain your trust to make his eventual jbox suit. Everything comes back to suits.

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by Axion on Oct 20, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I misread that

Yeah I told Kev that he needs to start participating in the Amazing Race talk since he watches it too. I’m having trouble getting him to watch Survivor again.

by jbox on Oct 20, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

"jbox suit"

Would be a great Halloween costume.

Thank you for waving at me.

by Winfield's Ghost on Oct 20, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oops I said F1

did Phil say that too or did I make it up?

by jbox on Oct 19, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree though

it was waaay too easy of a Fast Forward. How much time they gain on the rest? Two hours?

by jbox on Oct 19, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

There have been a lot of easy challenges

this season.

And are we forgetting how High Maintenance Country girl refused to sled?

“I’ve never done it!” That’s not an AR excuse…someone who’s on AR should say, “I’ve never done it..cool, now I get to!”

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Oct 19, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring back "carrying cheese down a slippery hill."

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by Axion on Oct 19, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

Should be on EVERY season.

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by Winfield's Ghost on Oct 19, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally agree

now that was a good hard challenge.

by jbox on Oct 19, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

correction

As many of you don’t know, that Dubai is home for the world tallest tower and many other unique facts like the world’s biggest mall, biggest man made islands and much more. However, the information mentioned in this article somehow wrong as Dubai isn’t the home of the F1 racetrack but it’s another city in the United Arab Emirates called Abu Dhabi which happens to be the capital of the country and home of ‘Yas Marina Circuit’ (http:www.yasmarinacircuit.com). So the teams will be covering some distances in the UAE.

by salmuhairi on Nov 13, 2009 2:55 AM EST reply actions  

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