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Survivor 19: Samthisisthemantestoa - Week 6

 

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Previously on ... UNCOMMON SURVIVOR: Down came the rains and washed the scheming out. Foa Foa was left huddling in their hut, instead of being able to sneak around and scheme. Liz has the cursed mark from Evil Russell upon her. Shambo is a "Gilligan." Someone's getting hurt tonight. There will be blood

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Day 15 at Foa Foa, and it's still raining. Evil Russell and Jaison go to warm off in the ocean water, and Jaison recalls his former ridicule of Captain Planet character Mai-Ti's ring, the Heart Ring. He wishes he had it now. I will admit, when I was young I did not realize the power of that ring, but think about it; you could get out of so many speeding tickets! Not to mention the traffic, comments, and recs you could get on your blog! It's been raining for five days straight. "This is the man test." Jaison is delirious. 

Hey look, sea turtles. Galu isn't faring any better in the rain. Regret over not choosing the camping equipment is biting back like the extra jalapeños on chili cheese nachos. While the group is huddled up, Dread Russell is building a fire in the rain. Everyone resents his hard work. It is pretty futile building that fire. He eventually gives up and goes to try and get warm.

Foa Foa is still getting pounded by the rain, everyone except Evil Russell. He's a machine sent from the future.

Erik has a spiritual moment with a rainbow when the rain breaks at Galu late on Day 15. Everyone is rejuvenated by the rays of sunshine, but you can see Danger Dave shaking his head. Too bad we didn't get to hear him pissing on the parade.

Reward Challenge Time! Put a tribe member in big ball and roll them through a course while blindfolded with the tribe member inside the ball giving directions, then complete a tilting maze. The winner gets pizza while they sit in the losing tribe's council vote. Galu has to sit out four members, and John asks Dread Russell if he wants to sit out, but he wants to stay in. He sits Danger Dave instead, saving him from the danger. 

Each team starts out shambling to the left and the right. Three quarters of the way through the course, Foa Foa takes a lead because Dread Russell is exhausted already. When they get to the mazes, he's completely tapped out. He stumbles around before finding his corner of the maze, but then he completely loses consciousness. Jeff gets to shout MEDIC and freezes everyone where they stand. Dread Russell wakes up for a moment, says he's okay, but then hits the ground again as the medical staff surrounds him. This is the "outlast" part of the game. Turns out his blood pressure is lower than Mike's was when they had him pulled. This game is a killer! On top of that, Jeff calls the challenge, nobody wins reward, and they now both have to vote someone out. All while Dread Russell gets to lie down with the cute medic and breathe pure, sweet oxygen. And there wasn't any blood.

Back at Galu, the mood is somber. They seem lost, even though the only difference between now and before the challenge was that there used to be a madman trying to build a fire in the rain.

Dread Russell is chilling out, having some water, telling everyone he's fine. He tries to sit up but then he dies for fourteen seconds. Yeah, he died there, for sure. You all saw it, and I counted fourteen seconds. He comes to, and his heart rate drops some thirty beats per minute. Dread Russell begs Jeff to stay in the game anyway. Jeff, you're killing him! Let him stay in! He signed a waiver, didn't he?

Back over at Foa Foa, where up until now has been the center for entertainment, Liz accepts her role as a subservient and expendable tribe member along with Natalie. They're not even going to try and stir up drama, she just knows that because she's a girl, she can't help her tribe. I wonder if she's proud of that, looking back. It's pretty easy for Evil Russell to pull the right strings to get Liz out. 

On what is a very long day 15, back over at Galu, the ladies scheme to eliminate Shambo. Monica tells her that she has a good reason to vote her off because Shambo voted for her last time. Rocket Scientist John thinks that Monica should go instead of Shambo for some very good reasons. It's nice to see other people playing the game for once, rather than Evil Russell just dominating everyone else. Shambo begs the Galu guys not to write her name down, too. That would put me over the edge. I'd have to threaten to vote her out to get her to go away. They decide to tell her they're going to keep her, telling her to "lock it up." Naturally, she wants to put on a goofy grin and fist bump everybody. 

Super Tribal Council Time! Everyone is informed that Dread Russell is pulled from the game. It was Jeff's scariest moment. Right after dropping the bomb, Jeff's going for the raw reactions to the news. Everyone discusses how hard the game has been. Erik and Shambo talk about prayer to God, which angers the one true overlord, Zeus, and he causes it to rain. Foa Foa thinks they won the challenge, but Erik doesn't think a tie counts as a win. He finishes tribal council by pointing his finger at them like a disciplinary dog owner. 

The great lord Zeus smiles upon the Survivors and Jeff decides to call off the vote, due to unprecedented events. Galu is sent back to camp to choose a new leader. Good night sweet prince:

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Next time, John takes Shambo under his wing, but the Evil Russell plague may spreading across tribal lines!

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Fist bumping isn't locking it up

Loved that line.

Also loved Danger Dave saying “I’ve done a lot of hard things” at tribal. That’s what she said Dave.

Eric’s birth out of the tree hole was cracking me up too, as is your comment about Dread Russell dying. Hilarious.

I laughed so hard during that part…his eyes are back in his head, he’s fainting and he just keeps saying, “Nah, I’m good” in that slightly high pitched voice. Just the way he kept saying he was good, killed me.

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Oct 23, 2009 10:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

that NatGeo shots of the wildlife went on a little long last night, right?

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Oct 23, 2009 11:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A few other things

I think it was unfair that when a Foa Foa dude got taken out for medical reasons, they still had to vote another out…but when Dread got knocked out, they didn’t force a vote. Maybe they didn’t want to lose 3 people.

Also, what the hell is up with Evil Russ’s beard around his neck? How do you get holes like that?

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Oct 23, 2009 11:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Instead of reprinting Probsts Blog

Probst Blog


SIDE LINE: For the record, I have always hated the “win or lose, you must vote someone out” twist, but it’s existence comes from necessity. Let me explain: We would prefer to start the show with only 16 contestants. It’s much easier for the audience to get to know 16 people. But it gives us no wiggle room if someone quits or has to leave the game due to medical emergency.

by jbox on Oct 23, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a mistake

I didn’t think I pasted the whole thing..and then it was too late and the stupid posting tools don’t let me go back and edit.

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Oct 23, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dread Russell getting taken out

Seemed like a forfeit to me. Foa Foa should have gotten pizza.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Oct 23, 2009 1:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

According to Probst

both teams got pizza

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Oct 23, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was in the comments section

Probst replied. Fairly early in the morning if you really want to hunt it down.

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Oct 26, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Erik

He definitely seems like he has an idea how to play the game. If he sticks with Danger Dave, Invisible Brett and the Rocket Scientist that should be pretty strong. I think his time in his cave got to him because he seemed to be talking way too much in tribal. He’ll probably get elected leader and everyone will hate him.

Going back to my “leaders are worthless in Survivor” thought a few weeks ago, it was funny how when Galu got back to camp without the Dreads they weren’t sure what to do without their leader. Galu is such a backwards Survivor tribe. I’m hoping they lose immunity next week so it’s a little harder to pick off Foa Foa one by one. Or I guess they could try to pick off Foa Foa and if they go for Evil first and he knows it then one of them will get immunity idol zapped.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Oct 23, 2009 1:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Galu is a weird case study

They don’t work hard, they have a puppet leader that they all believed in, and they still win so they don’t have to deal with any of the usual the hardships.

The Danger Dave-Rocket Scientist-Brett the Other alliance seems like it’s starting strong, but I can’t help but use Evil Russell as a frame of reference for where everyone should be in the game. And you KNOW Shambo is gonna screw them up somehow.

I’m disappointed in Liz and Natalie. Bitches need to be loading up the drama-bombs and be bitches instead of rolling over.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Oct 23, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't be too hard on Liz and Natalie

The rain is probably pretty demoralizing. Hard to psyche yourself up for some drama-bombs when you are wondering if you will ever feel your fingertips again. That being said, I want Natalie to step her game up. I’m drawn to her for some reason.

You really think Shambo will screw them up? Even if Shambo flips to the other side, she’ll make it painfully obvious that she’s doing it instead of being sneaky. They’ll have plenty of time to react to whatever inane move she makes. Which begs the question, is this Survivor cast even capable of a blindside? It’s a pretty funny concept since the last few seasons the blind side was being used more than ever and seemed to be the go to strategy.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Oct 23, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe she won't screw them up

but I’m confident that she’s going to say a word too much or do an obvious fist bump and blow the whole “secrecy” thing. They’ll probably have to turn on her.

I don’t think they’re capable of blindside just yet, we need to get to the Merge. Maybe they could blindside Shambo because she probably couldn’t tell if she was being lied to. Like when she gave up the hidden idol secrets and told them not to vote her off because she shared with them, and that it would “be on them.” Yeah, ok.

Everyone else, you can tell when they’re going to vote for you because they won’t name anyone, they’ll just say they don’t know. When they know and they aren’t telling the person directly, they practically scream it from the treetops.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Oct 23, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah it's all pretty sad

For the last few seasons we’ve had people that knew the show inside and out. It seems like none of these people gave any thought about how you actually play the game. Maybe Liz and Evil Russell.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Oct 23, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It bothered me a little in earlier seasons

when everyone was trying to play the game on day one, but this is far worse. I apologize. Please, strategic players, show up next time. If there was even one more Evil Russell-type, it would be so much better.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Oct 23, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Russell

is shown making an attempt at a post merge alliance with the MILF, so at least it looks like others are trying to play the game…maybe the editors just aren’t showing those strategies.

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Oct 23, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm only guessing

but I think he’s the one initiating the contact there. It’s the same “I’ll take you to the end” line he’s given everyone else, so it’s just her getting played.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Oct 23, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

But at some point he needs to actually start finding people to take to the end because I don’t think he wants to be there with Jaison, Mick, Danger Dave and Erik.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Oct 23, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The rain

I feel like the rain my be killing most of the plotting. People can’t go off together and plan.

by jbox on Oct 23, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More rain talk

It’s also taking its physical toll on the contestants. Normally, you can start to see the malnourishment take a toll on the bodies a little bit after the merge. You know, the part of the season where you start seeing ribs, faces look thin, and those wonderful American beer guts go back to the way they looked when the guys were 25. They are already at that point and the merge is still a bit away. The final immunity challenges are going to consist of seeing who can crawl 100 ft in 2 hours or less.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Oct 26, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff mentioned this, too

They used to get bags of rice or something at least. This time they’ve gotten nothing.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Oct 26, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

That’s true. Didn’t think of that.

All I ever see them eat is bananas and bad shakes. Good thing they got phantom pizza.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Oct 26, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't wait for the merge

so we can watch Poderosa online again.

by jbox on Oct 23, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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