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Survivor 19: Samtasteslikechickenoa - Week 9

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Previously on ... UNCOMMON SURVIVOR; It was the Best. Merge. Ever. The underdog Foa Foa members pulled a fantastic blindside on Erik, who brought his hidden immunity idol, but failed to play it. Evil Russell sensed danger and played his, which may or may not have been a smart move. He laid out his strategy in front of everyone and now he doesn't have any protection. And with Erik out, the Bros Before Hoes Alliance is broken and control of the tribe is essentially up for grabs.

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Night 21 at Aiga, which could be a bottled water or a prescription drug, Russell knows he's on the chopping block, and Laura is crowning herself queen of the roost. Remember when everyone was under the spell of some kind of voodoo that made them believe that they had a tribe leader? Isn't it supposed to be Shambo? 

The next morning, Natalie is overcome by hunger and kills a small rodent. She's even sick enough to ask it how it wants to die first, by stick or by rock. Then she cackles and says, "Just kidding, you don't get to pick," before smashing its head. She brings it back to camp and all the men's torches are lit because she's a hunter now. Marriage tip from Uncommon Survivor: Husbands, starve your wives. They'll get so hungry they'll kill household vermin in a bikini and you'll see a whole new attractiveness to them at the same time.

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Tree Mail Time! Something about a digital display and a reward feast. Russell is already looking for another hidden idol. He's just crazy enough to find it, too. 

Reward Challenge time! Collect a series of poles with coconuts on them and arrange them to find a four digit number, then have a blind-folded person Braille it out on a combination lock. The reward is a water slide and a feast. I wonder if that girl from Amazing Race is watching this. Since the game is 5 on 5, and there's 11 people, Natalie is left out. She gets to choose which horse to hitch her wagon to, and she chooses Yellow, which includes Russell and Jaison, former tribemates of hers. I also hate to say it, but they're losers in challenges.

The challenge starts and Yellow gets off to an early lead. Shambo lags on the last one for Purple, leaving Dave to carry by himself. They begin to assemble their codes and Dave figures it out and tells Monica the numbers. Yellow figures theirs out and tells Laura. Monica still pulls it out first and the Purple team wins. Dave, Shambo, Monica, John, and Kelly head off for their reward. Along with their food, they receive a clue telling them that there is in fact another idol hidden at camp. The five, who are all from Galu, talk about getting rid of Russell. Shambo wants to keep him, though. They all make a pact to not tell any of the former Foa Foa about the clue.

That's all well and good, because while those kids are off horsing around in the pool, Evil Russell is searching high and low for the new idol. Sure enough, he finds it under the bridge. The man is incredible. Even he is impressed with himself, but deservedly so this time.

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Day 24 at Aiga, Shambo and Russell go on a fishing trip. He decides to show the idol to Shambo and she falls in love with him. The plan is laid to set a trap for Laura, let her six vote for Russell and have their votes invalidated while decapitating the Medusa at the same time.

Immunity Challenge Time! Throw grappling hooks to get bags of puzzle pieces. The first three to finish advance and have to put pegs in a board, winner gets immunity. Mick reels in his two, then Shambo. Russell hooks his second bag, and Laura right after him. It becomes a race to the finish. In his fervor, his bag becomes unhooked and Laura is able to pluck her victory out of the sand. The second round begins, Shambo and Mick immediately untie their bags and take a lead. Laura starts to catch up and begins to peg holes like a sailor on shore leave, eventually winning immunity, spoiling the plans of Shambo and Russell. 

After the challenge, it's strategy time. Shambo's heart is broken, but the plan is to shift the target to Laura's right hand girl, Kelly. Russell tells Jaison about the idol, and he goes back to tell Natalie and Mick. Jaison is really beginning to love him, too. 

The tribe formerly known as Galu plans to vote off Russell, and Monica explains the exact scenario that is laying in wait for them. Russell walks by the group and they all stare at him. He overhears them discussing this, and thinks they might vote out Natalie instead of him, which toys with his mind. 

Tribal Council Time! Jeff asks Dave if the fact that Erik is out means that the tribal lines are gone. They all throw Erik under the bus and he has to remain silent. It's quite the opposite and they discuss it at length. Ominous drums play as everyone votes.

Jeff asks for any hidden immunity idols, and Evil Russell plays his new one. Everyone on the tribe formerly known as Galu looks like they each just shat immunity idols, too. The first vote is for Russell, and it's invalidated, as with the next ones. The first vote that does count belongs to Kelly. Erik has been fist pumping this whole time, and Laura is steaming mad. The trap is executed perfectly and Kelly is eliminated. Back to back blindsides! Awesome!

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Next week, it's a whole new game... again. It's Laura vs. Mr. Invincible in a race to find... another hidden immunity idol?

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Another awesome episode

I really can’t believe no one in the past has thought to look for the idol without a clue. Russell’s theory about it being somewhere “known” is dead on. Such a great moment when he finds it. Another great moment in the promo as it looks like everyone is following him in the jungle to find the next idol.

I also liked how Dreadlocks said she was afraid of water slides. How did CBS find two chicks for their reality shows in the same season that are afraid of water slides?

I bet Danger Dave feels like a douche watching last night’s episode when Monica had the Russell plan figured out and Dave dismissed it without hesitation.

And how much of a douche is the rocket scientist guy? He’s constantly waiting and waiting to throw out the “it’s not rocket science” line.

PS – Natalie’s rack is looking more and more awesome as she drops weight. Man she looked hot last night killing that rat. However, she’s a bit of a two face….half the time, her face is gorgeous, then the other half, it’s real rough.

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Nov 13, 2009 12:10 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Natalie

looked so cute killing that rat in her bikini. I never really thought much of her until that scene, now I’m smitten.

by jbox on Nov 13, 2009 2:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I've been smitten for weeks

That southern accent to go with that bod is just fantastic. I get the two-face thing, but I’m pretty sure if you just keep her smiling and talking all southern-y you can get past it. But, man, “Natalie — Bikini Rat Killer”, should be it’s own TV show. Or maybe they could expand it to “Bikini Hunter Girls”.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Nov 13, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That might infringe upon

Bikini Cave Girls, but this does need to be a new show.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Nov 13, 2009 5:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I loved the

“it’s not rocket science” line. “And I would know because I’m a rocket scientist”. So funny and douchey.

by jbox on Nov 13, 2009 2:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Natalie thing, followed up by one of the best blindsides executed blindsides ever (I’m not going to call it one of the best blindsides because I’m still not sure how much getting Kelly out over another Galu really helped; if Laura had been taken out, especially after losing immunity in a close race, that would have been the best ever) just made for a great episode.

Russell has lucked out that this wasn’t an exile island immunity idol this season. It’s not every season that they’ve hid one in camp. Also, there have been seasons where they had to dig to find the idol and he didn’t even attempt that. I assume that when they had to re-hide the idol that digging a hole and covering it up in a camp that the survivors live probably doesn’t work.

Another thing to keep in mind. Galu is still pretty sure Shambo is on their side, so Dave dismissing Monica’s plan probably didn’t seem like as big of a risk as it really was. I’m really surprised that anyone would have even considered that Russ could find an idol there. I know he did it once, but in other seasons survivors assumed that even people that had gone to exile to search for the idol with clues didn’t actually find it. Funny how perspectives can change.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Nov 13, 2009 3:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Great Episode

I think I probably would have gone after Danger Dave rather than Kelly, but still it was awesome to blind side Galu again. I think Russell is becoming too focused on going after the queen and he could have had a chance to go after their stronger players. Unless he figures the stronger male players already have a target on their backs.

I remember really not liking Russell but he is quickly becoming one of my all time favorites, loved that he found the idol again and hope he finds it again next week.

by jbox on Nov 13, 2009 2:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I thought the same thing

Why waste a blind side on a marginal player? Unless there’s more behind the scenes than is being let on the air.

Another theory would be that Shambo really thinks she’s in with the male alliance, so she was trying to protect them…so she wanted one of the females to go.

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Nov 13, 2009 3:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I liked the move to take out Kelly

She’s in that popular girl clique, and she’s not Monica, so behind Laura, she could possibly win an immunity challenge. Dave and John are just barnacling on Laura’s girls for now. When push comes to shove, the chicks outnumber the dudes and they love to fall back on gender-based alliances.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Nov 13, 2009 3:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I know its really easy to do

But you’re dismissing Brett from your Galu guys v girls equation.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Nov 13, 2009 3:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Then again

For all I know, Brett could be more “girl” than “guy” as far as cliches go. I’m not saying anything about Brett (I don’t even know anything about him except that he named the merged tribe), but sometimes the girl cliches will keep one of the guys closer than the others. Plus, I’ve seen him snuggling up with the girls when they are all together in the shelter sleeping.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Nov 13, 2009 3:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

*cliches = cliques

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Nov 13, 2009 3:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So true, I keep thinking it's just Dave and John.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Nov 13, 2009 4:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He wears ugly tshirts

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Nov 13, 2009 4:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I also loved Erik's reaction

to everyone saying he was the snake in the tribe and had to go.

Did you guys watch Kelly’s trip to Ponderosa. She was saying that Russell didn’t deserve to be in the game and that she did because she was playing the game right. Bawhahwhah. Kelly has done nothing and Russell has been smoking everyone.

by jbox on Nov 13, 2009 2:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

His reactions were great

but not as good as everyone’s who’d written down Russell’s name.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Nov 13, 2009 3:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

True

the look on Danger Dave’s face was priceless. That dude thinks he’s so smart.

by jbox on Nov 13, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Kelly, too

It never crossed her mind that she was going home that night. And that happens pretty rarely in Survivor.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Nov 14, 2009 3:25 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think we finally have the reason why Brett and Kelly don't get much air time

Because their toast. I’m also thinking it’s also the reason that Foa Foa hogged it all early on and the early promos pumped up Evil Russell and partly why Shambo gets so much air time. Foa Foa + Shambo is running an amazing comeback journey. Next episode should be good. 5v5; someone has to flip.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Nov 13, 2009 3:46 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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