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Amazing Race Season 15 Episode 9

The teams left Sweden and had to travel by fairy .. ferry to Estonia.  The lead that Team Globetrotters had was wasted as they had to wait over 12 hours until they could go aboard, letting all other teams catch up.

Once the teams reached Estonia they traveled to some medieval club for merchants.  They used keys they were given to open the door and solve a mystery.  The teams entered a dimly lit room where a bunch of medieval club members played grab ass with swords and feasted on meat and Meade.  It was pretty much a Renaissance fair except the teams had to grab a candle rack from the table.  The candles had numbers on them that corresponded to a room.  Inside the room, the racer was given a blank scroll.  If they held the paper up to the light of the candle a message appeared.  Note:  The message was probably written in merchant urine.

Team Montana Father and Son couldn't enter the club until they did a road block.  Remember in past seasons of Amazing Race the team that faced a road block had to run all over the city and got really far behind?  Not this time, the Father and Son got on a Sauna Bus with a really hot blonde Estonian chick, where they chilled partially naked and got really sweaty with her for five minutes.  Best Road Block ever!

Some of the teams in the secret room had trouble reading the secret message but for the most part it wasn't a problem.  The Son from Montana arrived late and didn't know what a candleabra was, but I don't blame him because I wouldn't have been able to remember my own name after sitting next to that Estonian Blonde for those 5 minutes.

The secret scroll told the teams to go to some tower in town.  They ran to the tower and got their next clue.  Team San Diego was in the lead and caught a taxi pretty quickly to the next location which was a bog.

Wouldn't you know it Team Globetrotters and Team Gay Brothers end up fighting over some Taxi Van, but luckily for both teams everybody could fit inside.  Team Gay Brothers looked really pissy in the van and bitched about who found the van first.  Team Globetrotters changed into Globetrotter uniforms to show they meant business.  As far as I can tell, Gay Brothers did not take a peak at the changing basketball brothers in the back seat.

At the bogs, teams had to either play volleyball in the deep mud of the bogs or shoot  radishes in with a wrist rocket sling shot at a moose sign to release cabbages into the bog.  Yeah I don't know who the f made up that second challenge.  I think I would have done it though because as a kid I was a pretty good shot with a sling shot, better than Dennis the Menace.

Team San Diego finished the volleyball game first and ran along a board walk to the finish.  Note:  Team San Diego chick refused to get all the way down to her underwears, she should be penalized a good half hour for that.  Team San Diego finished in first place.  Other teams that finished in first got awesome vacation prizes, they got a stupid wooden sauna, sucks to be them.

Team Globetrotters and Gay Brothers decided on Volleyball as well and finshed at about the same time.  Team Globetrotters ran in the wrong direction and ended up about 100 yards behind the gay brothers.  In an attempt to pass, Flighttime slipped in bog mud and took down Big Gay Brother.  There was more elbowing and falling along the way, it looked really painful.  Surprisingly Gay Brothers won the violent race to the finish, but the Globetrotters were seriously pissed off at the end.  Phil commented, "It looks like you Globetrotters are ready to beat some ass!" or something like that.

Bringing up the rear, was Team Father and Son who were eliminated.

Poll
Did either team play the race unfairly on the final violent run to the finish?
Team Gay Brothers
19 votes
Team Globetrotters
24 votes
Neither
22 votes
Both
8 votes

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Estonian blonde

Had to be a plant. Did you see the other passengers?

Good work AR producers. I’m surprised Montana Son didn’t pop some wood. That chick was eye f’n hm and his tattoos.

Also, what’s the point of a sauna bus? Who wants to get on a bus to get sweaty while naked? What do you do after it? Is there a shower or something or does the bus drop you off on the wrong side of town all sweaty, tossing you your clothes so you can get dressed in the street.

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Nov 16, 2009 11:16 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Total plant

Those other passengers were…not attractive.

Thank you for waving at me.

by Winfield's Ghost on Nov 16, 2009 11:40 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Trotters vs. Gay Brothers

First off – I am starting to hate Team Gay Brothers. They whine and bitch about everything. The taxi thing was hilarious. And it was hard to tell what happened in the run, but I thought FT was trying to get around them and just slipped and then took him down by accident. But really – if those two aren’t gonna move, I say knock them the eff out of the way and run over them and their sniveling little mouths.

Also, do you know how to make America not love you? FIGHT WITH GLOBETROTTERS.

Thank you for waving at me.

by Winfield's Ghost on Nov 16, 2009 11:42 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I concur

I was having trouble hating them until they started in with all of the anti-Trotter crap. Just a couple of whiny babies. I’ll bet their mom cut the crusts off their PB and J until they were in college. I vote they’re out next, with team Miss America and her Stooge close behind.

"And now for something completely different"

by Boilermaker19 on Nov 17, 2009 3:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Saunabuss

This is actually the sauna bus they used: http://ofi.ee/index.php?page=saunabuss&hl=ee_EE
And it has a shower, but usually these sauna buses or sauna tents or all other kinds of saunas are meant to be used next to a bond or a lake, so when it gets too hot you just dive into water.

by Hanzoff on Nov 16, 2009 11:44 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

If you were a city

is the SaunaBus really what you want the AR to focus on during its visit?

Maybe so if it comes with a hot blonde

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Nov 16, 2009 12:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

maybe

well, it depends on what is the goal of TAR: if they are trying to advertise Estonia as a travel destination then sauna bus probably isn’t very interesting for most people in other countries, but if they are trying to introduce different cultures then there is nothing more Estonian than a sauna.

by Hanzoff on Nov 16, 2009 12:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Also

loved the line, “Are you a candleabra? Can you bring me to a magical room?”

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Nov 16, 2009 12:02 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

That was hilarious/painful

I liked Team Montana, but they just got too stupid too fast. I guess the 5 minute sauna with the only non-wart-covered chick in Estonia may have had some after effects, but seriously, you don’t know what a candelabra is? At one point, the way he was pronouncing it was like he was trying to bum a light from a surfer “Where is the candle, uh, bra?”

"And now for something completely different"

by Boilermaker19 on Nov 17, 2009 3:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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