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Amazing Race Season 15 Episode 7

Amazing Race Season 15 Episode 7 Recap

This episode starts off with Team Gay Brothers coming out of the closet to the rest of the teams.  Seriously did anybody think these two were straight? 

Team Father-Son makes me laugh saying "Now it's a good time to tell my son he's adopted" or something like that.  Way to break the gay tension.

The teams are all racing from the Middle East to the Netherlands.  The teams land and run to their fancy cars.  Team Interracial couple can't put their car in drive.  Beauty Contestant wife will not stop nagging her husband.  It ain't easy being married to a beauty contestant from the looks of it.  Team Globetrotters crack on her by saying "If there's one guy's name that I know in this race it's Brian".  The CBS crew cuts to a few shots of his wife pestering him by yelling his name "Briiiiian!"

The first road block has the teams counting bells in a bell tower.  It's loud, dark and it's cramped and you could see how it might be a little disorienting trying to count all the bells.  There are 62 of them in case you were wondering.  The girl from Team San Diego and one of the Gay Brothers team up to count bells together.  They get the right number and then Gay Brother for some reason tells the girl from Team Poker the number before she even enters.  I still don't understand his reasoning... something about them being "the team to beat".  So why make them harder to beat?

The Beauty Contestant on Team Interracial counts 41 bells.  How she missed 21 bells I don't know.  In any case, why not just start writing more numbers on your card, "42, 43, 44, 45..." until you get the right answer?  Is there a rule you can only guess once every few minutes?  She spent 2 hours counting the bells before she got the correct answer.  You could spend a minute and just write all the answers until you got it right.

The rest of the teams have to choose between two challenges.  Dance or Golf.  Instead of trying to explain this detour I'm going to let CBS do it for me.

In both Detour choices, teams had to don traditional Dutch costumes, one male and one female, and ride bicycles to the start of the Detour. In Farmer’s Game, teams had to find a creek, strip down to their farmer’s underwear, and swim across. Then, using a unique set of golf clubs shaped like wooden shoes, teams had to play three holes of golf. Taking turns, they had to finish each hole in eight strokes or less to receive their next clue. In Farmer’s Dance, teams had to find a country festival where one team member had to ring the bell on top of a high striker. Then, they had to learn a Dutch folk dance and perform the moves correctly in front of a crowd. After the performance, teams would receive a reward of salted herring with onions from their instructor. When they finished the herring, they would receive their next clue.

So here's what happened.  Team Poker player wasn't strong enough to hit the top of the high striker carnival game.  They were so weak.  They kept saying they didn't understand what they were doing wrong.  Here let me explain it to you.  You have to lift the hammer up over your head and hit that son of a bitch as hard as you possibly can.  You were trying to give it a little love tap.  It looked incredibly frustrating.  The Asian Poker player couldn't even get it a quarter of the way up.  The other one almost hit the top a few times.  They gave up after about 50 tries to go play golf.

When they went to play golf, they had to swim across a river in their underwears and play golf with these large but light golf balls.  The wind was really strong and the Poker girls were really weak.  They couldn't hit the ball far enough and kept having to star over.  This combined with the cold made them turn around and go back to try the high striker.

After about another 40 tries on the high striker they gave up again and went back to play golf.  If you're counting this is the third time they've been in the cold river.  Again they failed at playing golf.  Huddled together they decided to quit.

It was a good thing for Team Interracial though because they were 2 hours behind but were able to catch up even though they didn't use the bicycles on the detour and walked in wooden clogs forever.  They completed the challege but had a penalty of 30 minutes for not using the bikes.  When the team realized they should have been using the bikes, the Beauty Contestant bitched out her husband. Ugh.

I couldn't understand why they didn't just take off their shoes when they realized that they had to get back to the bikes.  Why torture yourself more?  They are going to have a ton of blisters on the next leg of the race.

As I said Team Poker quit and I wondered if maybe they should have just waited out the wind because maybe it was a non elimination stage.  Hard to say.

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Team Interracial was driving me crazy

With all her bitching, I’d tell her she’s lucky I didn’t leave her in Dubai. “Waaa, I had to count the bells.” “Well you did it poorly and here we are.”

The midnight to Amsterdam? With all that time to wait, I would’ve tried to work on the math on flying to anywhere else in Europe sooner, then taking the train in and I was disappointed nobody else tried, although I have no idea if flights like that were even available.

I’ll say it now in front of the Internet and everyone; if I ever go on this show, I’ll never leave a road block and then go back to it. If I’m leaving, it’s cuz I’m all the way done trying.

Disappointed in Team Poker, they looked so hapless.

Team Out of the Closet: “We are the token gay team.” That is offensive to both tokens and gay teams.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Nov 2, 2009 5:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Team Poker

I’m not sure what they were thinking. Did they think, “Well now we can swing that sledge hammer really hard, because we know how hard golfing is”. You either tried your hardest or you didn’t. They took like 70 swings, I’m pretty sure it wasn’t going to happen.

by jbox on Nov 2, 2009 6:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah exactly

They were so irritating. The one wasn’t even trying to swing the sledge hammer, was just letting her partner do all the work. She should’ve swung the hammer at her.

Totally agree with you on removing the clogs – why would you keep them on?

Team Globetrotters is proving to be the funniest team of all time.

Thank you for waving at me.

by Winfield's Ghost on Nov 3, 2009 12:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Asian chick

was worthless the whole race. Anytime it was something even remotely difficult she had her partner do it.

by SDPads_1 on Nov 3, 2009 1:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Next week looked scary with the hay bales

I remember that season when the hot chicks got stuck doing the hay bales for like 8 hours. Phil had to come get them. That was epic.

by jbox on Nov 2, 2009 6:15 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Looked like a lot of rage

Can’t wait.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Nov 2, 2009 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I was definitely mad at the girl on team interracial

Her husband was so nice to her when she couldn’t count the bells, then she has to bitch at him for the next several hours. I think he’s way to patient and she doesn’t deserve him.

And the Asian poker girl sucked at trying to hit the high striker game, it didn’t even look like she was trying. Then I feel like at the end she was kinda blaming her partner for their failure. I’m glad their gone.

by whithd3 on Nov 2, 2009 10:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I love the description

of how to do the sledgehammer obstacle. Hilarious

Is anyone else annoyed that these teams just never read their clues?

Team Father/Son didn’t read to see they had to eat a fish.
Team Zebra didn’t read that they had to ride a bike.
Etc., ugh

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Nov 3, 2009 5:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I like when they don't read them

because I pat myself on the back and tell myself I am smarter than they are.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Nov 3, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Do you

yell at the screen and call them idiots too? You’d think they would learn their lesson but time and time again teams don’t read all the clue.

by SDPads_1 on Nov 4, 2009 9:14 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure if I would have been able to eat that fish?

Would it been better to take tiny bites? I think I’d definitely gag if I took it all at once, like they were doing.

by jbox on Nov 3, 2009 5:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn't eat it

nor would I do any dance challenges, given the choice.

I hate onions.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Nov 3, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ummmm....
I think I’d definitely gag if I took it all at once

You realize if you posted that on GLB it would blow up into the biggest TWSS of all time.

by SDPads_1 on Nov 4, 2009 9:13 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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