Stop me if you've heard this one:
You are 21 years old. You win $17m in the lottery. You start a television show starring yourself as a millionaire rapper who starts a women's wrestling league called "Wrestlicious." There's also sketch comedy.
"MAD TV + the WWE + Baywatch + Dave Chappelle = Wrestlicious," explained Powerball winner Jay Vargas
Mmm.. like toothpaste and orange juice!
Also, your family is now spreading rumors that you are dead so they can take your money.
"I hear I'm dead every month," Vargas said, repeating a rumor that he hears about when he talks to friend and family. "Ever since I won the Powerball."
"They actually did a press conference saying that I was dead and that I was found in pieces or something like that. I think it's sort of funny. 'Cause I'm not dead at all," he said with a big laugh.