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When the replay is available, I will post a recap.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 18, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

... of the first half

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 18, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

LA is down 20-6 and receives to open the 2nd half

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Big opening play, screen pass left

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow

These girls are hitting each other hard.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

The LA coach is intense.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Interview with an LA player

She has a raspy voice. Hot.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

QB keeper for a touchdown for LA

20-12, QB keeper again for the 2-pt conversion; 20-14. And then an interesting TD celebration. I think she was cold.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Denver takes over

Incomplete pass to open.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Strange

Hook and ladder style play… but it didn’t really get any additional yardage.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Looking deep on 3rd & 4.

Incomplete

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

No kicking in this league

4th and 4, long pass… incomplete

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

LA takes over with field position

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice pitch and run

gets LA to 1st and Goal already.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Girls are pretty good at the sports cliches

I had no idea

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Clothesline to prevent an LA TD

almost starts a fight

QB keeper doesn’t work this time. Vicious tackle there.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

3rd and goal

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

LA tried that quick pass the left again

but incomplete. 4th and goal…

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

QB keeper again, this time with good blocking

Touchdown Joey Davenport

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Conversion attempt

Incomplete pass

Tie game! 20-20!!

LA has made second half adjustments

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Big run to open for Denver into LA territory

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

I didn't realize they're playing outdoors

Crab eyes and pencil erasers…

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

3:40 and counting remaining

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Double reverse gets Denver in the red zone.

I’m calling 1st and goal the red zone, btw.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow

Reverse attempted but a Temptation bursts through the line into the backfield. Loss of 5.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Pass into the endzone

Incomplete

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

LA defense makes another stop for a loss

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Taunting appears to be legal in this league

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

4th and 17 (goal) for Denver

2 minute warning

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Incomplete pass lets LA take over with 1:56 remaining

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Quick pass, fumble out of bounds

2 yd gain. Zombie Nation plays in the background. I think of jbox.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Whoa

Lots of pushing after the play

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Brittany DeGarbo breaks through the line and high steps her way to a

Touchdown LA with 1:10 left

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

26-20 LA

They’re going for 1 pt.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

They failed

and correction, that’s Britainie De Garbott

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I never would have spelled that right phonetically... no chance

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Timeout LA

1:04 on the clock, 26-20 LA

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Interception LA!

Followed by more pushing and shoving. These girls are mean.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Heather Mae French (Denver) interviewed

she suffered a head wound when she was pushed out of bounds into a bleacher. She’s ok tho.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

LA coach is trying to tell them to take a knee with 8 seconds left

… and they finally do.

But Denver calls timeout with 4 seconds left… I don’t know why, it’s over. They’re going to make them take another knee…

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

This time the QB runs backwards to let time expire

Huge comeback win for LA on the road!

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Final

26-20 LA

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Postgame interview

It was short.

A girl kissed her and she liked it.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Sep 19, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

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