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Amazing Race: Is the race finally starting?

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This season is finally starting to get better.  I think really they just needed to get out of South America.  Those South American episodes were so slow and dull.  I don't blame the continent though, I blame the teams and CBS.

Is it just me or do none of these teams seem to be in any particular hurry?  This season has been on par with watching a fun walk/run.  You know the "races" where they don't actually get your time and it's all out of shape people doing it for the t-shirt? That's this season of Amazing Race.

My favorite team by far is the Cowboys, but even they seem to be just strolling along.  Don't get me wrong, it seems like they are having a ton of fun, but how did they fall so far behind the Undercover Detectives?  They both went on the bungee cord at the same time and suddenly some large out of shape detectives are able to put that kind of distance between them?  Cowboys are slacking.

I have to give props to the Cowboy who refused to take off his cowboy hat when bungee cord, that's awesome that it stayed on, but why risk it falling off?  He must have glued it on or something, because if you're really racing why would you risk losing your hat?

Speaking of the Bungee Cord challenge, the beauty contestant gave it a glowing review.  "That was the most fun I've had in my whole life!" while her boyfriend is sitting next to her with a completely dead face.  For some reason that made me laugh.

I liked the idea of the new Intersection challenges where you have to work with someone from another team.  I thought it would work out so that one team would have to wait a long time for a slower team and causing more friction between them, but it didn't seem to.

Note to future Amazing Race teams, if you are given the choice between eating a small helping of Kraut or trying to kick soccer balls, know that eating Kraut is faster.  I don't care that you don't like Kraut.  I don't like Kraut either but I also know that kicking soccer balls takes a lot more time.  Are you racing or are you on vacation?  Don't tell me that you can't kick soccer balls at home, you're not missing out on anything.  EAT THE KRAUT!  I believe this is the reason that the Detectives were so successful in this episode.

I was really excited about the beer challenge because I thought that the teams would have to navigate another challenge being drunk, but it didn't happen.  I probably would have just chugged the beer, then gone outside and thrown it all up.  How many beers was that 6?  8?

Anyway, I hope somebody puts a fire underneath the collective asses of these teams.

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I know, right?

Team Miss South Carolina was even strolling around the red light district, taking their time. It was crazy how non-urgent they felt.

The cowboys got behind because they took the train instead of a cab to the kraut challenge.

My instinct would’ve been to do the soccer challenge because you didn’t know how much kraut or how long the song was. If you failed the first time, you wouldn’t be able to go again because you’d be full.

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Mar 8, 2010 2:02 PM EST reply actions  

They were definite country boys...

by thinking the train was faster. The said, they seemed ridiculously lucky with the soccer challenge.

by TexansDC on Mar 8, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone else think

the polka singer at the kraut challenge looked like Danger Dave from Survivor?

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Mar 8, 2010 2:03 PM EST reply actions  

I am now fascinated

by cowboy hat dynamics.

Also, more drinking challenge. How could they hate the beer? IT’S GERMAN BEER!

If I ever travel abroad, I’m wearing a cowboy hat.

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by Axion on Mar 8, 2010 2:14 PM EST reply actions  

What I learned...

Joe was really sweaty.

Cowboy hats are cool.

I can’t believe how many teams struggled to drink beer. FRIGGIN BEER. If you can’t do that you may as well quit now because it won’t get any easier.

by TexansDC on Mar 8, 2010 4:18 PM EST reply actions  

Sauerkraut is gross, but I’d do that over the soccer, seemed faster and easier.

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by Axion on Mar 8, 2010 5:12 PM EST reply actions  

Team Lesbo

Brandy reminds me of this chick

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Mar 9, 2010 2:02 PM EST reply actions  

To answer the beer question

If It was a 2 liter boot (which it looked like) it was equal to a 6-pack.

by TexansDC on Mar 10, 2010 3:12 AM EST reply actions  

Chiming in late again

DVR too full. just watched this episode last night.
I’m surprised no-one has pointed out Bossy Asian Dude’s obvious stupidity: “I’ve got a bad wheel. My knee’s been killing me the whole race. Let’s choose kicking soccer balls because with my bum knee, there’s no way I’ll be able to eat all of that kraut.”

"And now for something completely different"

by Boilermaker19 on Mar 11, 2010 8:03 AM EST reply actions  

Oh yeah!

And then he jumps onto the mat at the finish!

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