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Amazing Race, Jet and Cord are back from the CMA's edition

Just when the race is getting good it seems that no-one is watching. The last two stages have been much more action-packed than all previous stages.

 

In case you missed it, Team Misogynistic Lesbians was eliminated on the previous stage, having been U-turned by the extremely lucky models. The gloat-fest was almost unbearable. If you took a drink every time "Air with Hair" said "I’m the last girl" on this episode, you’d need your stomach pumped and a transfusion. Don’t get me wrong, they deserved to go, and I don’t care that it would have been more logical to have u-turned the cowboys. TML was just too mouthy and nasty, even with each other. The lesson to be learned here is "Don’t piss off the cops". Come to think of it, that’s a pretty good lesson for life in general.

 

The first challenge for this stage was making noodles. The cowboys, of course, figured out the trick fairly quickly, while Tiara girl made a huge mess. She’s going to make someone a really nice trophy wife someday, as long as there is some kind of household staff involved. Team Models got lucky here because the cops and team Gaybros got the crappiest cab drivers in Singapore, and arrived at the challenge too late to catch up. The cop most likely to wait in the car on a foot pursuit mucked around with it forever, but was still able to kick Gaybro’s butt.

 

The second challenge was to properly outfit some hungry-looking model based on a sketch. I really thought the cowboys might be in trouble here, but they got through it with very little problem, allowing them to stay ahead of team vacuous, even though they were in their element on this challenge. Team Gaybros caught up to the cops, and were hampered in their wardrobe selection only by the fact that the cops had grabbed the stockings that they were supposed to be using because colorblindness will not keep you off the force.

 

Two road blocks on this one, and the next challenge was to put together a huge puzzle that was apparently made of kites, then pass it around to people in the stands to reveal a seat number. The "I’m with her" dude looked like he was catching up to Cord on the puzzle until the wind kicked up and blew puzzle pieces all over the place. His strategy of throwing up his hands in disgust and whining repeatedly was not nearly as effective as Cord’s strategy of throwing himself onto the puzzle, then grabbing everything in sight to hold down his puzzle pieces. Colorblindness once again derailed the cops, as Officer Humongous struggled mightily to get his puzzle together. I find it hard to believe this guy has ever solved a crime when there wasn’t a confession involved.

 

In the end, the Cowboys were in their customary first place position, the models, still rolling on luck, pulled up second, Gaybros third, and the cops last. Unbelievably, this was a non-elimination round, so they’ll all be back next week.

This FanPost was written by a member of the Uncommon Sportsman community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Uncommon Sportsman managers or SB Nation.

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