Amazing Race Finale: Team Bro wins most annoying
by jbox on May 10, 2010 12:30 AM EDT
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I'm glad this season is finally over. I'll never have to hear those two whiny Boston voices saying "Bro" again.
The episode starts with the three remaining teams traveling to the airport ready to make their return trip to the United States. Their destination is San Francisco.
The Models arrive first. The Cowboys show up next. Then 6 hours later the Gay Brothers show up. One member of Team Bro puts his back pack in front of the Cowboys. Some how this means that he is now second in line. The Cowboys ask "You aren't planning on cutting in line are you? We got here 6 hours before you." Team Bro ignores them and says something about their bag holding their place in line. Team Cowboy considers kicking Team Bro's teeth in. They should have done it.
On the airplane, Team Bro talks a stewardess into letting them slip into first class so that they be first off the plane. This turns out to be the deciding factor in the race.
The teams travel to the Golden Gate bridge. The Models yell at a cab driver. The teams climb Coit Tower and propel down with a clue. They go to Industrial Light and Magic and meet fat storm troopers.
Inside ILM one teammate must guide the other through a computer generated maze. Team Bro annoys the sh_t out of the audience. Team Cowboy f_cks with them a little bit, which is fun to watch. We also learn that Team Bro loves Boston sports. Why does this not surprise me at all? Ugh.
The Cowboys get to a point where they must stop and watch Team Bro spin in circles. Two things:
- Why didn't the Cowboy at least attempt to get around Team Bro? How about pushing him forward a little bit or doing anything besides just smiling?
- When it's your turn to figure out the last clue, why do you not at least try spinning since that's what you just watched the other team do forever?
These really are the least intelligent teams ever on Amazing Race.
The teams then have to carry a box full of posters. The posters are pictures of the other teams and they must put them in order of their elimination. These final challenges used to be so much harder and more entertaining to watch when they had to remember minute details of the race. I think I could have put those posters in order and I was barely paying attention to this suck a$$ season.
I'm pretty pissed that Team Bro won. They are the worst.
Team Lesbians were still pissed at Team Models and made a scene, but seriously nobody cares about them anyway.
I would have much rather seen Team Cowboys win, but what are you gonna do?
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Really glad this season was over
It’s almost fitting that in the worst season…the best team didn’t win. Oh well….boring season, weak finale…cowboys shoulda punched someone.
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i used to watch this show but stopped after they just stop getting interesting twosomes.
i remember that girl who bitch and moaned b/c she could not ride the bike with the weird wicker furniture on the backside. she just kept stumbling and stumbling. what is weird is that team won that year. they should have given the full amount of money to just him. she just whined the whole show. i did catch the ending of this one and i found the final two out of three pairs quite boorish in behavior except for the cowboys. models always make interesting tv. they are always whining about something. must be in the genetics.
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by wolfmanshowlforever on May 11, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
He should've just shoved through him.
I thought he was break into a pirouette for a minute there. I’m just glad the models didn’t win. Could she have been a bigger bitch through the stage?
I thought it was a little tacky to let the angry lesbians vent like that at the finale. They really had no new point to make, and their argument was crap, telling airhead that she needs to learn to deal with it, when they obviously can’t.
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Cowboys messed up
They really should have pushed thru on the Star Wars challenge and I can’t believe they didn’t try spinning either. Only excuse is if they were told they could not touch one another.
Team Bro is really stretching if they want people to believe the BS about cutting in line.
Also, what’s up with that fat storm trooper?
Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!
Yeah
that’s what I was wondering…what are the rules on player to player contact.
Then again, last season there was the Brothers and Globetrotters who did some shoving. So, I feel like Cowboy could’ve kept going and nudged the other bro out the way.
No detour in the finale really just made it kinda dull. Although this season’s crop of teams should really encourage everyone to audition for the Race…you can’t be more embarrassing than some of these people.
"Lord, beer me strength."
rude lesbian couple
I just want to say the lesbian couple are very sore losers…they should have been congratulated Katie on her win..being u-turned is part of the game..have they never watched the show?
Ha ha Katie beat them fair and square.
Less than satisfactory season
Team bro’s cutting was just to be dicks. It didn’t even get them any advantage.
Cowboys, I am disappoint. I wish they’d won.
Lesbians bickering at the end: They had to let the drama play, otherwise it would’ve been another 120 seconds of smiling and waving from people I’d already forgotten about.
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