What is the world coming to when fishermen start lying about their catch?

Apparently, Jbox is on charge of security at Camden Yards.

So... does this mean lingerie football is out too?

Kobayashi is doing his part to live up to the professional athlete label.

"Okay kids, today's activity is to go down to your local Pizza Hut, have the oven set for 261° and insert your body into it. The tips of your ears start to ignite. The backs of your arms scream. Your throat burns as if somebody had stuck a tiki torch down it. Your lips feel bitten by large, unseen raccoons. And you haven't hit 30 seconds. Now do it for 10 minutes or more, and that's what it's like to compete in quite possibly the world's dumbest sport: the Sauna World Championships. "

The cops say he attacked somebody - maybe he was looking for an immunity idol.

Over at Niners Nation, one of our writers does a weekly post looking at a different SB Nation site. This week we look at Uncommon Sportsman.