Oh, were you having a nice day? So much for that.

Blade-enhanced battle-beast missing, presumed stolen.

Awesome.

You want to listen to the first half hour of this, at least. Hard-hitting "sledge" about cricket and the lost story about the 9 year old chess master. What's sledge? You have to listen to find out.

They're gonna ruin the sport, I tell you.

Photos in the link. You know, for later.

Bill Simmons talks with reality TV czar Dave Jacoby about "The Challenge: Cutthroat," the WNBA, "Survivor" and much more. [Survivor ends at about 30m]

"Feed the turtle"

"When dealing with Naonka you simply have to treat her as you would a first-grader."

They had to state in no uncertain terms that the brooms used do not fly.