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Wii Fit workouts in underwears just got sexier

Okay this is clearly just a rip off of the Wii Fit Girl who hula hoops in her underwears, but I'm not complaining.


[Note by jbox, 06/24/08 1:22 PM PDT ] Apparently this is Playboy Cyber Girl of the Year Jo Garcia.

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Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling 2008

These people are crazy about their cheese.  Let it go!  It's just cheese!  Uncommon Sportsman Sqrunt told us about this crazy sport two weeks ago, but more video has arrived.


Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling 2008 video from http://www.soglos.com. Death-defying clips from the 2008 Cooper's Hill Cheese Rolling and Wake, where every year fearless competitors from around the world tumble down an almost vertical hill in Gloucester, UK, chasing an 8lb Double Gloucester Cheese. It can never really be caught as it reaches breakneck speeds but the first person to cross the line at the bottom of the hill wins the coveted cheese. Thousands of spectators turned up to watch again this year, and there were also a few of the usual injuries. Thankfully St John's Ambulances were on hand to whisk the casualties away to the local hospital. See http://www.soglos.com to find out more.

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Big Brown Loses bid for the Triple Crown!

Big Brown's bid for the Triple Crown is over.  Big Brown was slowed in the last few furlongs.  It could have been the heat.  At this point we don't know.

Big Brown's owner Dutrow the loud mouth of the racing circuit is uncharactericsticly quiet and sweating through his dress shirt like an pig.

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via www.news.com.au

Folks this is big news.  A giant upset.

Big Brown's jockey commented after the race, "I had no horse".  Big Brown just didn't show up for the race.

Veterinarians are currently scoping Big Brown's lungs looking for any respiratory abnormality or internal bleeding.

Big Brown is defeated!  We need answers.  Some classless fans could be heard yelling for the mighty horse to be euthanized, but there doesn't seem to be any injury that would deem euthanizing the majestic beast necessary.

Fans and media want answers!  Big Brown beat the eventual winner of the Belmont Stakes by 23 and a half lengths in their last meeting.  The story today is that Big Brown has lost.

Veterinarians are checking for blood in the horses mucus.  There are no signs of lameness in the barn.  The horse could still be called "lame" since he blew the biggest race of his life.

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Get your girlfriend Wii Fit so you can watch her shake it in her underwears

Wii Fit is the new exercise craze, it's a video game that gets you in shape.

This girl's boyfriend looks like a douche but I could watch her hula hoop all day in those underwears.

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Trick Fish Casting

The Take Me Fishing people have a set of YouTube viral videos showing all kinds of trick casting. I'll embed my two favorites:

Master Casters - Thumbs Up (via takemefishingfilms)

and

Master Casters - Skeet Fishing (via takemefishingfilms)

I don't see these guys pulling off the trick that I seem to pull off whenever I go fishing, which is to lose lures and hooks on random debris and occasionally cast a line only to watch my lure fly into a lake or stream unfettered and free from my tyrannical ways.

 

 

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Shin Kicking Championships 2008

I'm reading the rules to shin kicking, and I'm loving the simplicity and elegance. In essence there are 2 rules you need to know.

  1. Grab your opponent by his or her shoulders.
  2. Try to throw him or her to the ground while kicking his or her shins

Perfect for the backyard!

While watching the above video, I'd go ahead and fire up the below video at the same time for a shin kickin' soundtrack.


(Thanks AOL Fanhouse)

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Jumping Vehicles might be a Redneck Sport

This guy "Pearns" hits this jump and it's so ridiculously awesome that his pants fall off. Score Pearns 1, Pants 0.  Gotta be a sport.

Pearns is the same one who jumped the Suzuki Samari through some trees:



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Pillow Fighting League

 

 

Canada has a pillow fighting league .  Don't think for a minute that this is your father's pillow fighting league with hot chicks .  This is what a real pillow fighter looks like:

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via www.canadapfl.com

See, there is nothing remotely sexy about this competitive pillow fighting. Though I like this chick, check out her answer to this question:

Why Are You a Pillow Fighter? Why aren't YOU a pillow fighter?

See that?  She's sassy as hell.  You need to be that way to be a professional pillow fighter.

There are Seven Rules in Pillow Fighting.  Only two seem to be really important.

The first is rule two, which is how you win a match:

Professional pillow fights are won via pinfall, surrender, or referee stoppage. If a pillow fight ends at the time limit with no winner, a winner is declared by a three-judge committee, using the traditional 10 point system. Pillow fighters are judged based on Style, Stamina, and the Eye of the Tiger.

and number 7:

A pillow is not a weapon. Deliberately compressing the pillow fibres to increase the density of the pillow is not allowed. Loading a pillow with any foreign object is strictly forbidden.

June 5th is the World Title bout between Killer Bea and Laina Beaton.


 

Poll
Is Professional Pillow Fighting a sport?
  • I'm "down"
  • Only if suffocating is allowed

  12 votes | Results

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Numbnuts for the Spelling Bee win


"Numnah"
"Numb nut?"

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Open Thread: National Spelling Bee

The Spelling Bee starts in 5 minutes on ESPN. If you are near a TV, let's Open Thread this mofo.

GO SPELLERS!!!

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