When we learned about Beach Soccer, we found out then that doing things on the beach makes for extra sexy. That's probably why I was excited to learn that there's such a thing as Swamp Soccer. Last year's championships were in Finland. Swamp Soccer should be the perfect combination of soccer and sexy mud wrestling. However, while Finland seems like a good candidate for the sexy, Swamp Soccer just ends up looking really tiring and kinda gross.

I think :58 has a brief glimpse of the sexy. More info at the official site.