If competitive eating and long distance running have one thing in common, it's that the greatest meltdowns involve competitors puking. This is true. From Eat Feats, we learn that the NC State Krispy Kreme Challenge will be held later this month.

The rules are as follow:

1. Run 2 miles to the nearby Krispy Kreme
2. Eat a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts
3. Run 2 miles to the finish line

I dry heaved twice just typing the rules out. I gotta figure a 50% puke rate among the competitors. The promotional video suggests as much:

Did you see that chick heave at the end? That's pure sugary Krispy Kreme goodness.