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Uncommon Survivor: One World - Finale
Previously on UNCOMMON SURVIVOR; the whole dang thing. A season that started off with promise is winding down in mediocre fashion. It seems the whole Colton thing was a season ago. I guess it's impressive that the women came back after such a terrible start, but then I start to think about the men...
Uncommon Survivor: One World - Week 13
Previously on... UNCOMMON SURVIVOR; Kat got all care mad about the reward thing and made too many waves. She got elim'd. This is it, the second to last episode. Your pedantic friends would say "penultimate" but they're a bunch of weenies. Let us bask in the glory of this system which makes few rich...
Uncommon Survivor: One World - Week 12
Previously on UNCOMMON SURVIVOR: A systematic elimination of the men has left the game in charge of like... two boring chicks. Nobody else has a shot. Chelsea and Kim are like the same person, too. This could go down in blogging history as one of the lamest Survivor seasons ever. Week 12, huh? If...
Uncommon Survivor: One World - Week 11
Previously on... UNCOMMON SURVIVOR: we've been miserably making our way to the end. Troyzan is the outlaw that nobody really likes. Especially the women, who are just towing the party line until they have to start eating each other. This season, you guys. This season is trying to wear me down. It's...
Uncommon Survivor: One World - Week 10
Previously on... UNCOMMON SURVIVOR: Troyzan avoids elimination by playing his idol, leaving Jay to face the music. The music of the jury. Hey, it wouldn't be a bad idea to play the Night Court theme when losers walk off. Man, we are really winding down here. Already on week ten of what I guess is...
Uncommon Survivor: One World - Week 9
Previously on... UNCOMMON SURVIVOR: the women have taken a numbers advantage and threaten to eliminate the men. That decision to vote one of their own off earlier in the game sure has paid off. Jay had a dream he was shot by a gun. Troyzan and Tarzan compare notes about their disadvantage, but...
Uncommon Survivor: One World - Week 8
Previously on... UNCOMMON SURVIVOR; Tarzan is pretty cray but Jones got voted out instead. No more five star cuisine for all the dumb jerks who voted him out.Can I editorialize for a second? Of course I can, nobody gives a schit. Baseball starts today. Real actual Major League Baseball, not the...
Uncommon Survivor: One World - Week 7
Previously on UNCOMMON SURVIVOR... the season took a turn for the bearable with the elimination of King Colton due to medical reasons (I suspect fecal contamination). Praise the Survivor gods, they are swift and just. The merge happened, too. The lack of feigned excited rhyming this year means two...
Uncommon Survivor: One World - Week 6
Previously on... UNCOMMON SURVIVOR; a blindside that we will soon forget took Monica out of the game. Now Christina is without any allies. A little blue bird told me Colton had a twitter account just long enough to get crushed by an unrelenting torrent of deserved hatred. Read about it here. ...
Uncommon Survivor: One World - Week 5
Previously on ... UNCOMMON SURVIVOR: The men outdumbed the women and chose to go to a tribal council that wasn't theirs, executed Bill the Jester, and swore their eternal allegiance to King Colton the classist. The women rejoice in the men's dumbness, as they should. I even wish they were a...
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