I know. Cheap shot joke.
Still, I gotta wonder what compels people to do this sort of thing. It always seems like a really personal thing to me and I don't get quite understand the desire to put it so out there. Isn't that what the wedding reception's for? Are they going to broadcast the consummation of the marriage? Will that be done on ice as well? Imagine what that guy's wedding tux is going to look like. Will their first dance be done on ice? Will it be rated by international judges on an excessively complicated 6 point scale? Will the wedding party consist of Disney and Sesame Street characters on skates?
So many questions.