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I'm so dfrunk right now. Holler!

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Dear Axion and JBox,

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!

I canno believe how drunk I is already. I heart you guys. I heart you guys so mcuh.

I also heart the guy who broke the record for shearing sheep. When I get this drunk, I like to break some sheep records too if you knowhaddamean.

I also heart john DAly cause he's drizzunk all the ditme. Sometiems, when I do sports. I get drunk and suspension too.

LEss play some beer pong while were dreunk! Im so awsem at beer pong.

hearts and kiss
dex

P.S. I was not actually drunk during the writing of this blog post. I'm scared to get drunk because the people on the trolley frighten me. I don't want to become like them.