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Mother of 7 ready for Rough N' Rowdy Brawl

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Dear jbox and Dex,

I knew when college football was over the lolcows would return to produce their precious milk.

This weekend is the Rough N' Rowdy Brawl in Charleston, WV. and Carol "Lynn" "Momma Mia" Tucker is ready to rumble.

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via dailymail.com

"I've always wanted to do this, but I've been pregnant my entire adult life," said Tucker, a 30-year-old Charleston resident. "I got married when I was 18, and I've been pregnant ever since."

Fantastic, fantastic.

The list of competitors is pretty entertaining. There's 25 women this year competing for the nearly $1,000 prize. They range in age from young to not so much. There's 39 year old Sarah "Boxing Mama" Waybright, who is listed at 5'4", 220 lbs. and 18 year old Shawna Moore who is listed at 5'11", 270 lbs. She doesn't have an alias, but that's cool, I'll call her Olshansky.

[ via dailymail.comboxingcontest.com ]

Chris Smith, the event's promoter and women's rights advocate, had this to say:

"Participation by women in the annual, popular Rough N' Rowdy is on the rise."

"Today's average woman is fiercely competitive and independent," Smith said. "Now women are taking over everything including sports, business and politics."

You tell 'em, grandpa! They're even voting and driving on our roads!

"Everyone loves to watch a good cat fight," he said. "Women fight very aggressively. They never back down and constantly throw windmill punches from bell to bell."

Do they ever! Now tell us what you did to girls who were good at math!

There's only one picture of a female fighter at the Rough N' Rowdy homepage:

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Hannah "The Silencer" Cavender, via i114.photobucket.com

20 years old, listed at 5'8", 175 lbs.

Hannah, if you can hear me, you need to run. RUN. Go far away from there. There are women there who will eat you. And not in any way that could be considered good. Save yourself!