I AM AN UNCOMMON SPORTSMAN.
Me, at the 2009 Krispy Kreme Challenge, in Raleigh, North Carolina over the weekend. I ran 2.2 miles, ate 12 Krispy Kreme donuts, and ran 2.2 miles in 54:21, thus successfully completing the challenge.
One guess to which one I am. Hulkamania will live forever. Brother.